Not Justin Gabriel.

NOT Justin Gabriel. Follow him at @Justin__Gabriel...follow me for the lolz. Do NOT take this seriously. Warning: I'll rape your timeline.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

Be yourself. Be anonymous. Be anyone. Ask me anything and I’ll answer. http://t.co/K8p2xcvF1j

[#AHumanNotASandwich @ThatPoontangPie]

So I just remembered, "At least I don't have Firefox!" And it's still funny. @JustinGaybriel @CodyRoseLOL

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@DolphLOLZiggler No, I miss YOU.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@LoyalBelieve His hair's thirsty. It makes me sad.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@LoyalBelieve Right? I mean, I can wear super gay outfits and pretend I like touching girls, too!

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@LoyalBelieve Extremely flexible. You'd think that'd encourage more screen-time, but you know...

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@LoyalBelieve No you are! (; Wait, I am, too...

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@MarieMeriwani My hair's still fabulous. Volume's running low though, gurl.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@MarieMeriwani I'm sure that everyone did, gorgeous. (; How's it hanging?

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@emmmilyx0 I really love me, too.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

Sorry for silence. I petitioned that I wasn't going to tweet until I got a title match. And well, we all know how that goes.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@JordynJealousy CRACK.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@JordynJealousy So she did all that and I guess now she's on cocaine.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

I need to go take a shower, I think some of the marks' jizz over that segment got on me. #RAW

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@JordynJealousy Tell her she can't come to your pool party 'cause you think she might be a lesbian.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

AJ, I like yo style. I want you to keep your psycho ass away from me, but I like yo style.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

@JordynJealousy Open it, it just says "NA NA NA A DIVA IS A FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLA."

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

I could've jobbed about three times in the time it took the Undertaker to get into the ring. This is ridiculous. #Seriously #PutMeOnTV

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

The Bella Twins get TV time and I don't. Come on, even I'll pet a horrendous mustache if that's what it takes.

[Not Justin Gabriel. @JustinGaybriel]

"Sandow seems to have no interest in continuing this." Sandow and I have that in common. #RAW