Justin Greenewald

Once I saw a road
Too ugly to explore
When asked
My mother where it led,
She told me
To the milkman's door
This is why I haven't traveled more

Edna Millay

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Trickle down my ass crack.

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Willow is twice the musical artist and Jayden is twice the actor. If I were Will Smith, I'd thank God and give Jayden a back rub. No need to slap. It's a compliment.

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If you expect Trump to win the Republican Primaries by default, you might be surprised by a few educated Republicans who are refreshed by Chris Christie. He can pronounce 3 syllable words.

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@tamsully12 Hunan Scallops

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@tamsully12 Szechuan Beef.

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AI is fun. I don't get the terms of service, though.

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My heart wnts to explode! https://t.co/VpYVi8fk4t

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The Passenger must ask permission to enter. https://t.co/NiTjLufCnd

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@tamsully12 Philly cheesesteak

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@tamsully12 Philly Cheese Steak.

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@inqdragon2 Christoph

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@SomeMusicDude Depeche Mode

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@InfiDale3476 Fuck Jesus. The eggs are in the yard.

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If you don't love Cher, fuck you.

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They all taste the same.

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