Justin Jesalosky

in conclusion, you're all ugly and I make money!
-Schmidt

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

#Xbox97Sweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

An Xbox with an X-Gene?!

Follow & RT with #Xbox97Sweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & controller combo, plus an extra controller, inspired by Marvel Animation’s #XMen97, now streaming on @DisneyPlus.

18+. Ends 5/20/24. Rules: https://t.co/8CYN8Hg2lG

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Celebrating one week as World Champs!

Repost for a chance to win this Corey Seager signed baseball and World Series beanie.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Mic drop from the MVP.

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

THEY DID IT!!! The Texas Rangers have won the World Series! #TexasRangers #WorldSeries #goandtakeit

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

With the first pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, the San Antonio Spurs select Victor Wembanyama!

@vicw_32 | #NBADraft | @Ticketmaster

[Mean Green Sports @MeanGreenSports]

WEEEEEE ARRRRRRRE THE CHAAAAAAAMPIONS!!!!!

#GMG x #NIT2023

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

UNT are 2O23 NIT CHAMPS!!! #UNT #GMG #MeanGreen

[Patrick Kane @88PKane]

I will forever be proud to be a Blackhawk and call Chicago home. Thank you!

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

We're giving away a Jacob deGrom jersey! 👀

RT for a chance to win.

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

@DallasFuel @TeamRazer @MariaBarnett93 I need a championship t shirt!

[Dallas Fuel @DallasFuel]

as part of the fuel fam, you're all champions. here's your chance to gear up like one.

like, retweet, tag a friend, and follow us and @teamrazer for a chance to win a White DeathAdder V3 Pro, as well as a championship tee in your size 🔥

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Harry totally spit on Chris.

BTW, Breakfast Burger is available from 11pm-11am

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Mommy fetishists be like “Can’t. I’m still grounded.” when you invite them out.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

RT for CHONK
Like for SMOL

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

The Dallas Stars went in to work tonight and did the absolute bare minimum, very relatable

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

@KelseyLEEE @TaChrisRiley Pretty sure I'm just lower down. They split it up by job and when I first transferred in, they only let me work Usher lol

[Blackhawks on CHSN @CHSN_Blackhawks]

Oh my god Patrick Kane destroyed a man!

[Justin Jesalosky @JustinJ006]

@KelseyLEEE Look at him go! Finally gonna start paying his pet rent 🤣