Justin Grady

Today is a great day to be great.

[Justin Grady @JustinJGrady]

[first time ordering a drink at a bar, true story]

me (nervous): may I please have a Coca Cola with Crown Royal please?

bartender: next time, say the liquor first dude. and who the fuck says Coca Cola?

me: ok I'm sorry and thank you very much sir

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Quick someone bring me some tater t’s from sonic please

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@dayirgou This actually happened to me once

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@headaik where from?

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@headaik We went once and the mini gym was closed for some reason. Broke my little heart. In an instant, I went from excitement to utter disappointment. The maze of sports equipment was my crappy consolation prize.

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@dayirgou

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Haven't tweeted in awhile, but...

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@Broomestick09 you should name the app You Drink You Joke You Go From There

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@vexedinthecity I'm down with 6-12 decades

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@CantSeeMyEyes In Tunechi We Trust

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@CantSeeMyEyes This too shall pass. What helps me is listening to some of my favorite songs/lyricists/rappers and trying to get lost in the word play

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@JenBurkey The ultimate win/win

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Think you love pistachios? Think again

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Man accused of stealing 42,000 pounds of pistachios https://t.co/emWnB72szk

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If Denzel Washington's character is looking for you in a movie you might as well just pack it up

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@crump imagine a watermelon waving to you though. that would be sick! unless you're about to eat it. then it'd be like....do I wave back even though I'm about to eat this welcoming watermelon while it's still alive? I would just ignore the wave I guess and just go about my bidness, tbh

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@mstexanna @RonMott And you get to stay up as late as you want, I see 😘😘

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@crump @beeple Ok thanks, I was really worried about this, whew

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🎶Safelite Repair, Safelite [R E D A C T E D]🎶

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@b2three @LyleLovett @JasonIsbell You cut it and I'll eat it. Perfect teamwork

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Fun fact - Barry is short for Barold and Gary is short for Garold

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@dayirgou This gets under my skin