Justin James Vany

probably watching diners, drive ins and dives

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

Sometimes I eat Tums when I don’t even need em @TUMSOfficial

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

Every 40+ year old white male at a family dinner: “Hey you know what guys, I’m just gonna grab the leaf for the table quick!”

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

As a kid I thought being an adult would be more exciting... In reality it’s just laying on the couch all night and asking my wife not to scroll through Netflix so fast cause it makes me dizzy

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

I wish I had a name half as bad ass as Public washroom hand dryers... #Xelerator #AirBlade #BluStorm

[Al Iaquinta🗽 @ALIAQUINTA]

“Picogram Jones” 😂

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

Two turkey dinners today... can’t wait to finish off the night passed out in a pile of empty butter tart tins

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

@MSittler64 Holidays are the times to look back at the great memories with family!

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

The Alastair Sim “A Christmas Carol”... The original holiday horror movie.

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

The person that’s got it the worst in this whole #JonJones situation, is the Tech Guy whose name just happens to ALSO be @jonjones... not THE @JonnyBones.. maybe Bones just hasn’t got the memo that he keeps fuckin up because they keep sending it to the wrong guy...? #UFC232

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

@MNightShyamalan have you ever thought of creating a line of lava lamps? Call them the M Night Shyamalan Shyama-Lava-Lamps.

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Well I appreciate you being the only one with the courage Mike, but let’s be real: you suck, you know you aren’t getting the shot.

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

I love sitting down with a large pizza and fully judging the physical abilities of athletes on American Ninja Warrior

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

Anyone got one of those white hospital bracelets that I can wear while I’m Not at the hospital so hopefully people ask me what’s wrong and I can tell them how I just got out of the hospital? lolol

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

@arielhelwani The man is a class act

[Norwex🌱 @norwex]

@JustinJVany Let's roll

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

This week as a fight fan.. #IsThisRealLife #UFC223

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

The good ol days when you'd be at the mall and you'd go to the San Francisco store to look at the posters in the back to see some titties...

[Justin James Vany @JustinJVany]

Stuck in CO-OP mall today..I look up and suddenly everyone has vanilla ice cream cones... There's no joke here, it's just a weird experience

[Stereo Playground @StereoPG]

If you tune into Rock 102 tomorrow night just before 10:00pm you may just very well hear our song Oh, Me make its radio debut! #SPG #rock102

[Stereo Playground @StereoPG]

The EP's are in. Hit us up and get yourself a copy!!
#stereoplayground #EP #MusicToFeelInYourPlums