justin

[justin @JustinJesus_]

get off my x (formerly known as twitter; the everything app) posts.

[The Wiz Bob @The_DC_Bob]

Off season to do list:

• send DQ to Mongolia
• build JD5 a bionic left arm
• trade Sainristil for a conditional 2033 7th
• re-design the offense to give Antonio Williams 20 targets per game
• draft Jeremiah Smith
• destroy Adam Peters’ key card to the building

[Wommanders @Wommanders]

Whenever the opposing team gets a big play, you just know the two nearest defenders are gonna be Mike Sainristil and Quan Martin

[PAIN @Xommanders]

Honestly don’t care if I get fired, I must come clean. I was apart of the Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups gambling scandal.

My name is Joe whitt jr and Im the Defensive coordinator for the Washington #Commanders . I used my connections with top NBA ownerships and staff to gain insider information regarding gambling to help myself and my sons Marshon lattimore and jartavius Martin out

[The GOAT House @GoatHouseNFL]

Lions vs Ravens MNF Parlay 💸

🐦‍⬛ Lamar Jackson 40+ Rushing
🐦‍⬛ Zay Flowers 5+ Receptions
🦁 Amon-Ra St. Brown 50+ Receiving
+208

Both teams running a significant amount of Man coverage through 2 games plays a major role here. Man is the mobile QBs dream. Lions typically play well vs RBs, so the Ravens may turn to Lamar more in the run game. Both Flowers and St. Brown diced up man coverage last week and fellow slot WRs have had success vs these defenses.
Lamar covered last 15/21
Flowers 11/19. 2/2 this season
St. Brown 14/20

[justin @JustinJesus_]

hopefully this rb does not get shot

[justin @JustinJesus_]

@ChamberEldridge heard the mocs need an oline man

[ant @secretofant]

the fuck???

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Giannis to SGA:

“Just shake my hand, I want a little bit of aura.”

(via @NBA)

[Firearm Videos @firearmvideos]

They done pack-a-punched the switch 😭

[brady @burgermanders]

Washington made the NFC Championship with a bottom 3 defense.

Jayden Daniels was your real MVP

[Shannon Phillips @vadiamondmami]

My mood 😆

[justin @JustinJesus_]

this is the hardest watch of the century 😭

[brady @burgermanders]

“You fired 5 guys with this play and killed the bears” 🤣🤣🤣

[justin @JustinJesus_]

@SabrinaAnnLynn hml cuh, i know the difference between they're, their, and there

[The GOAT House @GoatHouseNFL]

Could be the play of the game.

[justin @JustinJesus_]

ggs saquon, and only saquon

[justin @JustinJesus_]

i'm commiting a hate crime in philly.

[justin @JustinJesus_]

tress way is my favorite quarterback