Justin Permenter

Writer. World Traveler. Connoisseur of Silly Hats. A Dapper Dan Man.

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@HousportsAce @BBGreatMoments Probably the only thing Astros and Rangers fans would ever agree about.

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@_Lurky_Lu_ @pancakepandasa @FreddyLA7 Lol. So tired of this.

It's exactly the same as it's always been.

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@theoldgreywolf Texted my buddy this afternoon about how much crow I have to eat about Zeke.

I was ready to DFA the guy at the end of April.

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@DannyVegito OMFG I need a Black Lodge Doom mod/.wad so bad!

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@thewillmorgs19 @richard_normal Or Plagueis. 🙄

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@JasonRedmondLA Underrated part of this whole sequence-- for the most part, Lando looks like he's having the time of his life.

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@EvilMopacATX Why do they always have this 'slightly constipated Evangelical revivalist preacher' expression on their faces?

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@catboycrosshair The saddest part of this to me is that Luthen is almost trying to convey to Lonni that they're both walking dead men. That neither of them will live to see the day of victory.

But Lonni wants to believe there is an exit strategy, up until the very last moment.

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@DavidGriscom For a good five mins I thought they were giving him (Talarico) grief because it was too generic.

Seriously, that's like the default breakfast taco order down here. Staple of morning staff meetings across the state.

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@joel_ca_c @micheline12341 @NOTGH_Holly Was just about to say, for every Clark Gable or Cary Grant, there was a Bogart (cool af but hardly classically 'handsome'), Edward G. Robinson, or Spencer Tracy.

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@TheAlexSylvian Ooof. It's incredibly informative, I'll give Wilson that much.

Everything you could ever possibly want to know about the subject... and then about 500 pages more.

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@jmontforttx This is more about nobody but cops wearing cowboy hats in Dallas (Fort Worth, maybe a different story).

This clown probably saw a couple women in hijabs and immediately got online to complain about "burqas." 🙄

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@AhYeOkayNah @isaacfeldberg Lol. 😆

And probably not in the Good Place, either.

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@dust_hustle From a lifelong Texan...

...suck shit.

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@chillywilly214 There's no difference whatsoever.

Just social media hivemind nonsense because WB "sold out" to a "bunch of Yankees in Chicago." 🙄

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@lavitalenta (Sean, realizing Death is utterly unperturbed by the spicy wings, knocks the table over)

Sean: I'm sorry, I've forgotten the order of the spices.

Death: (calmly restoring each bottle while munching another wing) But *I* have not...

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@CowCollector51 @waruder Native Texan as well.

This is absolute nonsense.

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@SubRosaMagick 'Flabbergasted' and 'shenanigans' get deployed fairly regularly.

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@TheCinesthetic One of the most underrated films of all-time, full stop.

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@Wadeicus @Rangers I definitely love the idea of a bluebonnet jersey. "Come and Take It" cannon on the sleeves is also a very nice touch!