Justin Marchert

I'm Justin Marchert, creator of Fantasy Hospital and Dumper Entertainment. Check out our latest show at

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2024 Prediction:
The man bun will make the mullet look like the little black dress.

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I just can’t believe we’ve lost the silliest, whackiest, funniest goofball ever to take the stage. So long, Sinéad. 💐

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@carolinerenard_ Love it! Happening again soon?

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👦🏻 Student: What’s 9-5?
🙍🏻‍♂️ Me: Use your head.
👦🏻 Student: My head takes too long.

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@BenjaminJS I’ve give you potash and mineral supplements, what do you want from me, blood!? 🩸

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My show Spaghetti made QuarterFinalist in the #ScreenCraft TV Pilot competition. Many levels left, but it’s a start.🤞🍝

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I’m not thrilled my 6th graders are watching #SquidGame , but at least they’re reading. 📖

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Masks. Are. Important.
If I weren’t wearing one, the grocery store clerk would have seen me laughing when he said The Purge 5 really made him think. 😷
#covid #masks #Purge

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Wait, @EllenBurstyn and @EileenBrennen are two different people?

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Who else has been waiting 36 years for the return of #MastersoftheUniverse ?!?!
(Just me?)

#mastersoftheuniverserevelation

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@davidmpickett I take it you loved Everyone Is Awesome. 🌈

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It’s Pride Day LA!
Go buy a bottom-less mimosa for a mimosa-less bottom!
👬 #Pride2021

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@janetvarney Otter Penguins 🦦🐧

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@sketchshark Very nice 🙂

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I think I can explain the Texodus. Texas is for Lovers, but
California is for Leavers.
#californiaisforleavers
#Texodus

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📷 Happy #WorldReadAloudDay !!! FOLLOW/RT for a chance to win a copy #GoldibooksandtheWeeBear by @TroyStoryToo and illustrated by me lol US addresses only. I’ll be picking 5 Winners on Instagram 2/17! I’ll also be picking another 5 Winners... https://t.co/y133LWLbVs

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@shawnabenson Alas!

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Me: My back hurts.
Nate: Probably because you never stop patting it.
#touche

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@NickWriting Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? 🐓

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@NickWriting The show that inspired me to write for TV. 😍