Justin Beats

Compulsive following of North London red/white air bag kickers,
satiated by Plym Argyle success.

New Dad & lover of New Order.

UK reared, Canadian matured.

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Fair play to those Bramall Lane faithfuls sticking around until the bitter end of this Monday night horror-show.

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@arseblog @gunnerblog, question for the next arsecast extra pod.

Which element of Ben White's goal vs Sheffield Utd did you enjoy most – the electric wrong-footed audacity or the celebratory all smiling flob before accepting a team embrace?

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Underrated national treasures UK edition 🇬🇧 :

Chris Packham
Live football at any level
Ray Mears
Greggs
Ability to make light of (joke about) -anything

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Underrated national treasures, Canadian edition 🍁 :

Pita Pit
All dressed chips
Splitting restaurant bills as standard
Seth Rogen
Wide easy driving roads

[Kit Crimes ⚽️ @KitCrimes]

If you're going to wear that horror show kit then you get no sympathy. #RMAMCI

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@KadusSSmith I think this image might be up there with the most iconic in footballing history. It's just too good, isn't it

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This comment from @rosco7777 has coaxed me out of twitter retirement 🤣😂

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I’m back, just to say:
Klaxons Myths Of The Near Future is a ruthlessly underrated banger of an indie electro record.

See you all in a few months 👋🏻

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I muchly enjoyed that parting Alan Partridge reference in the most recent Arsecast Extra episode @arseblog 😅, episode was canny too, of course. My week would not be the same without your fine audio output, same goes for you James no-boat-magpie-facts McNic. Keep it up, gents.

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@styleisstyle Every 👏🏻 word 👏🏻

This one hit different especially🤣

11: there’s nothing in the back. it’s a barren wasteland of empty pallets & emotionally battered ppl on break. the stock that’s in is already on the shelves. retail & grocery employees are not wizards, the back is not narnia

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@styleisstyle I feel this in my very core.
BRING IT ☀️ 😁

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@maxrushden Same same in British Columbia, Canada. Barely anyone kicking up a stink and people just getting on with it. Safe and effective.

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@PurelyFootball Travesty

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Children doing adult jobs, both thrilled and appalled they’re getting away with it, and all the time knowing they’re just children.

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💡 💡💡💡💡💡💡💡 💡💡💡💡 STOP 👏🏻 VOTING 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 THEM

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Mike Dean needs dismissing, never mind Godfrey. #FuckingShambles #EVEARS

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@SteveLawrence_ @BorisJohnson And they’re unequivocally nail-on-the-head affirmatively spot on verified correct

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@footydevotion Nope, has pretty much become a pass time , 3D mode if I’m feeling particularly spicy

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@Tracey__Hanna @Scarborough_GB This is so succinctly it, and it’s deeply depressing