Justin McCormick

just out here ballin

[Raymond @raymondsidle_]

only friends with these boys because they make me look better #bffday🤧

[Austin Sims @sims215]

Nothing like taking a couple jet skis out with your two best friends @JustinMccormick and twitter-less nick

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

@sims215 I’m not my dude

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

Me: I can make you an omelet, but I don’t know how to make eggs
Austin: how are you going to make it then?
Me: two pieces of ham and stuff in between
Austin: that’s not an omelet, that a hamelet

[Austin Sims @sims215]

“Aaaaaannnnd....who lives in a pineapple under a tree....wait” -@JustinMccormick 😂😂😂😂😂

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

My idiot brain decided to sing “who lives in a pineapple under the tree” 😂

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Zlatan completes the LA Galaxy comeback with his second goal of the game. #ElTrafico

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

“Molly” by lil dicky is a great song

[Brock @metcalf44]

This is how animals are meant to see not in small ass cages in a zoo. https://t.co/PynCcUhZIG

[Raymond @raymondsidle_]

I wanna get in a fight

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

@raymondsidle_ Right about now it feels like I can’t make anyone happy I try to help.

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

Never can make anyone happy in life.

[Justin McCormick @JustinMccormick]

Missin the game⚽️