justin moskal

Family, Friends, and Alpha Delta Phi

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

Anime girls having straight up nigga moments was not on my list this year.

[Accelerator @Acceletor4882]

I'm crying bro look what I just found 😭😭😭

[Sonya Douglas @SonyaDouglas]

No need for genital inspections

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Good morning

[Kayra @kayra_na]

this is so cute😭

[Hank @hennycamenzyn]

“Might have found your ball are you shooting Livvy Dunne leaks?”

[Sheen Esteves @typicalsheen]

What sicko is putting Livvy Dunne leaks on a golf ball?!? #municipal

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 @snacks_fruity2]

There are ppl in this world that you just cannot make up even if you tried

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Cheese tax has been collected

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

This big tough Rottweiler out here thinking he’s a straight-up rodeo bull! 🐂😂 He’s glued to the TV, head tilted, ears perked, ready to charge with the bulls like ‘That’s my people!’ Who needs a real ranch when you’ve got rodeo on the big screen? This boy’s living his best cowboy life. 🤠❤️

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[韩跑跑 @HanPaoao]

真理出现的那一刻，瞬间清醒了，兄弟们看看吧，什么叫做识时务者为俊杰。

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within