Poor Yorrick (Protests Too Much)

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

[Poor Yorrick (Protests Too Much) @JustinNJABC]

If you can read a tweet and look at images, you can read a comic book.

In 2025 I am going to try to REALLY step back from online tweets and stuff and read comics instead. Same amount of brain power, except one of these does not lead to brain rot and depression

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[Celina🌙セリーナ @tkn0801]

I’m crying

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

When filming the start of ‘OBSESSION’, Curry Barker had Inde Navarette film 2 different takes — one where she was interested in Bear & one where she wasn't.

The final cut merges both so Nikki's true feelings towards Bear are ambiguous.

(Source: @CinemaBlend)

[val ୨ৎ @kendramerced]

inde navarrette screaming while playing outlast, the scream queen she’s always been

[Poor Yorrick (Protests Too Much) @JustinNJABC]

@HunterBiden @brookstweetz Hunter you gotta watch Andor it's really good

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember her name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then she would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and she would show me her ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't she and this would allow me to see her building pass which of course would have her name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have her name without needing to ask for it and she would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and she did and it was fine

[silly s @sourbrains]

it’s important to initially rip the bandaid off and show how unlikable you are to people before they feel deceived by your personality

[Poor Yorrick (Protests Too Much) @JustinNJABC]

@quinnsreads to ease into reading, I genuinely recommend reading out loud. Eventually you get tired of it and then just opt to read it in your head.

Do it when I am tired/overstimulated and it works most of the time

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

a guy at the bar came up to me to say “you’re really pretty…….. that’s all i got” & after he left a nearby guy said “just wondering, did that work?”

[raf @zoeyduatch]

obsession social media au (i can’t sleep)

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

We sort of knew this already. When the Pope was asked Messi or Ronaldo, he said Ronaldo is the 🐐

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Barry Keoghan on the director of 'BACKROOMS':

"He's sart of like a kane parson"

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Not in the Epstein files:

-Me.
-You.
-Kaitlan Collins.
-Hunter Biden.
-Joe Biden.
-Obama.
-Newsom.
-Pope Leo.
-Stephen Colbert.
-Trans people.
-Illegals. Not one.
-Drag Queens.
-Massie
-Windmills.
-Bruce Springteen.
-Hunter's laptop.

[iz🪽 @hourofthestars]

i dont like reading contemporary lit ab white ppl in nyc

[jeff @comics_jeff]

Comictok is making up people to fight now because WHO THE FUCK is against collected editions bro 😭🥀

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[RohanKar @RohanKarMooN]

No matter how much we clown on him, nobody gives their 110% to put video games in such award-like presentation like Geoff Keighley.
Now go and give me half life 3 mr keighley

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

And out of nowhere he’s the best communicator in the entire Democratic Party