Justin Newcomb

snap: justinman34

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Hope you all have fun and thanks for all the great times.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The 90s hit different.

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Americans will see this and say “Fuck yeah!”

[Justin Newcomb @JustinNewcomb2]

Why is Mike acting like it’s diddys house

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

So far this year, the United States has given:

- $24,400,000,000 to Ukraine.
- $11,300,000,000 to Israel.
- $1,950,000,000 to Ethiopia.
- $1,600,000,000 to Jordan.
- $1,400,000,000 to Egypt.
- $1,100,000,000 to Afghanistan.
- $1,100,000,000 to Somalia.
- $1,000,000,000 to Yemen.
- $987,000,000 to Congo.
- $896,000,000 to Syria.
- $9,000 per illegal immigrant that has entered the U.S.

And Americans who have lost everything to Hurricane Helene will be getting $750, courtesy of FEMA.

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris revealed that she and Tim Walz own guns, and she has never supported a mandatory gun buyback

FACT CHECK: In an interview, she said, "We have to have a buyback program, and I support a mandatory buyback program."

I'm FACT CHECKING her because those treasonous losers on ABC won't

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

VP Harris promises to save democracy by censoring free speech.

[Chris from Massachusetts AKA TommyboyTrader @autumnsdad1]

This is exactly what everyone in America should be saying..no matter who you vote for.. Kennedy needs to be heard..all in favor?

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

For democracy to function, our leading voices must be allowed to interact, so voters can make informed choices.

I must be included in the upcoming presidential debates.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Before David Goggins there was Tony Perkis

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Caitlin Clark's Indiana Fever Jersey Outsells The Dallas Cowboys Entire Team's Jersey Sales for the Whole Year https://t.co/urzCp3g6iQ

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Why dont we give this money to our teachers

[drefanzor memes @drefanzor]

“These edibles aint sh!t”
30 minutes later:

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

10 straight quarters without a touchdown

Haven’t scored a touchdown against a ranked opponent since October 2022

Happy trails Brian Ferentz

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Mac Jones watching Bailey Zappe throw a game losing interception

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

The Hawks are present at Gameday

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

Brian Ferentz trying to get into the Iowa football facilities tomorrow @BarstoolUIowa

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

One false accusation can ruin a man’s life forever.

This needs to end.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Sometimes I go off

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

.@YouTube just pulled another of my videos, with former NY Post political reporter @al_guart. People made a big deal about Russia supposedly manipulating internet information to influence a Presidential election. Shouldn���t we be worried when giant tech corporations do the same?