Peele

sometimes I'm funny

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

Air raid offense is literally a sin. I hope Matt Lefleur and Jordan Love enjoy eternal damnation.

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

Already saw Halloween decorations up. No enthusiasm for Labor Day? No comrade of mine belongs to that house!

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

I believe Marty Supreme was loosely inspired by Aaron Rodgers, especially the family stuff.

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Just threw one (1) snowball and feel like I need a new rotator cuff

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

One Battle After Another in s what I call the life of being a Chicago sports fan

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

Starting to say that I’m almost 28 when I’m asked my age, even though I’m 29

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

Both Cam Ward and I were zero star prospects coming out of high school.

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The people are clamoring for a Brenda Song-issance

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Danny McBride should get a cameo in White Lotus

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The first few episodes of each season of Love is Blind should be in podcast form.

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Is now a good time to download tik tok?

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

If you are having a bad day, just know that you��ll also probably stub your toe later.

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

Bears fan, Bulls fan, and White Sox fan. I am god’s toughest warrior

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

It is hilarious that I am seeing political attack ads against the guy who I bought my house from. Everyone knows he wants to ban abortion, but only I know that he sucked at home projects

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Just heard someone referred to as “The God of Rugby” and now I think we need to establish more biblical roles within the sport

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Nominate Longlegs

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“He can’t hit a ball 50 yards”

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ASMR Biden was an odd choice.

[Peele @JustinPeele19]

“Do you know who else went to jail? Nelson Mandela”!
-Fox News, pretty soon