Justin Peterson

University of Arkansas Fabulous Xi ΚΣ.

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

No idea what the password is for this account

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

Welp. Just got an iPhone 6 and haven't logged out of my twitter in four years so looks like I'm gonna have to make a new one. Goodbye

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

@itsmeEMMAV @m_webb01 he's never even been to Brooklyn

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

Going home for a lot of us purely rides on if our cars will start or not

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

If you and your significant other are a self proclaimed "power couple" then I hate you both

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

“@UberFacts: According to one study a medium-size dog has a larger ecological footprint than a SUV” Stfu I'd get rid of my car before my dog

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

@piercephillips1 I hate you for that

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This might seem racist cuz its 2014 and all but numbers and the alphabet should've stayed segregated

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@jonprueter11 @ianroberts08 just peed on ur beds😊

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

How did that even become a thing. I hate our generation

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

@m_webb01 oh ok thanks but that's stupid

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Will someone please explain to me what "on fleek" means.... I can't keep up with the ridiculous lingo of today

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

“@TheBestFWA: "Sit on a chair" http://t.co/Obc2BkTlJc” savage

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

@pierceblodgett ohhh I see what you did there!

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

If I see one more picture from semi formal with the caption "had a semi good time" I'm gonna lose my damn mind

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.

Biden: IMMA POINT AT'EM

Obama: Please just wave.

Biden:

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

@BrockHyland your fatass needs those

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@Chyoung20 classic high school prank

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

All my high school friends freakin out about bedlam right now and I'm just over here like woo pig🐗

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeter94]

When the house gets busted apparently it's not funny for me to blare the Cops theme song #badboys