Justin Scro

Creative fella. Producer and star of Detroit Driller Killer, author of Replicas, and hive mind of improv pop band Raiders of the Lost Art

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@PigletParker But can we bully sex workers if that’s what we’re paying for?

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@stollemache It was more like Free Tibet, come take as much as you like!

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@Casper_275 Thanks bud. Miss you too.

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Hey Mike! Just wanted to say yo. I miss you every day and always think about the good times. Fly to the angels now my dearest. Things here have gone poorly in your absence.

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@amandadeibert Cleaning my apartment.

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@McJesse Fucking hilarious

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@JennyENicholson This is not the time and not the issue, Nicholson! Man, every time I turn around you Libtubers are lighting up another good, white, Christian man! Eh, was that good? I wrote this faux-ny note in hopes no one really talks shit to you about this.

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I tweet like a kid with his eyes closed in the middle of a party. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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@NikkiGlaser Hey! Fucking hey! Just in case you ever do give it up, it qualifies as temporary insanity because it really jacks you up. I drank coffee for one year at 31 and when I quit cold turkey it lead to a nervous breakdown. Zero joshing. You turned me on to Allan Carr, so debt paid!

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@TaliaHibbert @Throat_Punch So much fuckery. I had a publisher 20 years ago ask me to add a black character to my coming of age novel. The second to main character was always black. I pointed this out and she asked if I could make him blacker. I, uh, said you want me to describe his skin tone as darker?

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@rickygervais I’d never have guessed Karl’s Bullshit Man is the hero we’d actually need right now. I’d chip in my last coinage for a Covid special podcast with the old gang. Hope your well-ish.

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@rickygervais I can’t wait to have myself a fat, bingy sit down with this show.

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@mxtanoiaaa @ArmyBratStudio Straight girls scare everyone. Themselves too. I married one, good times. Don’t go after them on the internet! Jk.

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@Clark1995Clark @rickygervais Gerv is the corpse master general.

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Failing upward is certainly another sign of the supremacy.

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@joerogan Dat betta be the gawd damned Bible, Joe!

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I don’t even follow ya g! Yet.

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Wondering how to get more of my 4926 followers to back my super queer, fascist-smashing new book :P

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@amandadeibert I’m really glad I read that entire thing twice before replying. Rereading, Covid masks for the brain.

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@Rubberbandits Fucking nice one brotha!!! This doesn’t get a lot of love in the States, but what a heartbreaker of a soul record! “Boxing clever” has never left my mind.

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@itslizhannah People go shithouse if you don’t already admit Biden won. Not, uh, not a good plan for their goals.

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@Sethrogen I think the only reason we ever got to here that tape was due to a little success outside the studio system. I’ll say it, Apocalypto ain’t THAT good.