Justin Stotts

Dad, husband, CEO, charitable gambling manager, music lover.
If it’s important you’ll find a way, if it’s not you’ll find an excuse!

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Thank you. The important part is zeroing out taxes on the bottom half. Best way to put money in someone’s pocket is to not take it out in the first place. Bottom half is only 3% of total tax revenue. But it’s very meaningful to that person. Zero it out.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Q: "The Senate is poised to pass a billion dollars for White House renovations, that includes the ballroom…Will you vote for that?"

Massie: "No, I don't think we should…We were originally told the president's friends were gonna pay for this ballroom."

[Kent Weyrauch @KentWeyrauch]

Minnesota sports fans have a right to be pissed

Our drought is truly an anomaly

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5:00, the school gets out at 2, and soccer starts at 3:30.

[Justin Stotts @JustinStotts]

@elonmusk I’ve done my part, almost 200k of FSD miles!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

To replace Ant and Divincenzo the Timberwolves are now talking about getting Kirk Cousins to play both positions for 400 million dollars guaranteed and surround him with actual wolves.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

AYO DOSUNMU IS FRYING THE NUGGETS

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Would you believe 57 Republicans and 211 Democrats recently voted in favor of this Orwellian automobile kill-switch? Here’s the roll call for the vote I forced to defund the mandate: https://t.co/dnPxPHFYie

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

This “unwritten” rule makes no sense

Murray can chuck up a 3 with no shot clock but Jaden can’t score?

Nuggets should have held the ball, it’s on them.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

“The Republicans will fix it this time”

“The Democrats will fix it this time”

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

If you’re writing the laws, you shouldn’t be playing the market. This is basic stuff. I have a bill that finally bans members of Congress from trading stocks. No loopholes. No exceptions.

[Justin Stotts @JustinStotts]

@TheClipArcaq @sportingnews “I believe in you!” is racist?

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

The U.S. just hit a $1 trillion deficit in 5 months. Government spending hit an all-time high, with $425 billion in interest payments alone. We're collecting record revenue and still can't pay our bills. America doesn't have a tax problem. It has a spending problem.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

another one for the louvre 🖼️