Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody)

Father, husband, @liberal_party Leader, 23rd Prime Minister of Canada. Papa, mari, chef du @parti_liberal, 23e premier ministre du Canada. (parody)

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

Any Canadians struggling to put food on the table, I suggest you look into one of the many 'extreme couponing' groups on @facebook

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@TWilsonOttawa

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

We didn’t want to ruin this young man’s future.

He wasn’t a legal owner so technically he wasn’t aware of our tough storage and transportation laws!

https://t.co/LGumGcxX70

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@MarkJCarney The economy is fine, look how expensive everything is!

Big business is making record profits.

There’s nothing stronger than a Liberal economy.

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

Everyone needs to get over the Nazi in the HoC.

He’s old and that was a long time ago.

We need to be more concerned with the Nazis that took Ottawa hostage with the Trucker Convoy.

They’re modern day Nazis and a much bigger threat to Canadians!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@liberal_party @JustinTrudeau Hopefully this new group of Buffoons won’t be as bad as the last!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

Just want to let everyone know Freeland misspoke.

Our ability to spend is infinite, we can always print more money.

Your liberal government is committed to keep spending and keep the deficits coming!

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Freeland says feds' ability to spend 'not infinite' as Toronto requests more money https://t.co/V2hBNd4hEu

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

We promise the new people will be better than the old buffoons that messed everything up!

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Live from Ottawa: We’re making changes to Cabinet. Tune in here to meet the team that’s going to be focused on addressing immediate challenges and building a better future for everyone: https://t.co/M9TTfq5FAB

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@brianlilley Don’t give him any ideas!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@marcomendicino Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! You made me look horrible with your incompetence!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@brendabrown0331 @PierrePoilievre Exactly, your Liberal Government doesn’t do that. We’re not bigots!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@vanpen80yahooca @PierrePoilievre I sure do hope so!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

I hope everyone likes my new appointments.

We replaced all the incompetent buffoons with people we hope will do better!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

I hate having to talk about this again, but after the renewed attention it's getting I need to make a statement.

I was just wearing a costume and dressing up much like for Halloween. There was nothing untoward or anything like that.

It was just a costume people!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

We are committed to making sure Canadians have access to only reliable media.

Tune into the CBC for all your news needs.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

BREAKING: Google to ban news in Canada following Trudeau's Bill C18. Any news outlet that doesn't have a TV channel or physical distribution will be destroyed. This is intentional. This is the end of independent media.
https://t.co/ZUol0kIdZE

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

We need to get the guns out of the hands of licensed owners to prevent things like this from happening!

[Toronto Police Operations @TPSOperations]

SHOOTING:
Market St + The Esplanade
7:33 a.m.
- Police have responded to reports of a drive-by shooting, with bullets striking a daycare
- No reported injuries, daycare was not open
- Officers are on scene investigating
- Anyone w/info contact police @TPS51Div
#GO1482496
^lb

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

Toronto is not a destitute wasteland like San Francisco but we’re working on it!

[Gerald Butts @gmbutts]

This will be the line, because everything from the Canadian right is a lame copy of something they saw on Fox News.

They’ll treat @oliviachow like Fox treats Nancy Pelosi, and Toronto like San Francisco.

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

I’m working hard out here searching for the pot of gold.

It’s our last shot at balancing the budget!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

Patiently waiting for the budget to balance itself.

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@kinsellawarren It wasn’t inappropriate back then, I was just wearing a costume!

[Justin Trudeau PM of Canada Press Office (parody) @JustinTrudeauLP]

@AUDREYCHAMPOUX @marcomendicino A very good leader! Such faith in his staff that he lets them run with it instead of getting involved in the day to day. He doesn’t even need to know what’s going on, he knows they’ll handle it!