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Proud Leo - unapologetic Portlander. Virtute et Eruditione

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@ghettoyutes Michael's aim was way off...he was supposed to blow out her back, not her hip...🤣🤣🤣

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@ghettoyutes A me u a chat, enuh 🤣🤣🤣

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@oelma__ That was my most traumatic experience in 5th form...tek mi bright self go sign up fi typing class in order to be close to pretty gyal. Did NOT go well with Mrs. O'Brien and her ruler on the knuckles when you did "wrong fingering". Three classes and I was out!

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@ghettoyutes Just turn off the light, say "Good night, Lizzie..." and go to sleep...😊

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@ghettoyutes One does what one has to do to survive. I once knew a woman who did that to send her only child to UWI, but she didnt hang out and accost random men, she had a select clientele of about 4 men...she eventually married one of them - yes, true story!

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@clovermyrie But ku she to! 😳😳😳

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@JamaicaObserver ...and who said karma was an Adventist again? 🤔

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@RoostersWorldja ...it to a petting zoo nearby, from which I suspected it had escaped

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@RoostersWorldja A few years ago I saw one wandering near my house on Lady Musgrave...it created quite a stir as people had gathered and were even taking pics, but nobody would go near it. I realised it was friendly, so I boldly caught it and a policeman among the bystanders offered to take ...

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@YaniqueJLambert Maybe the residue from insect spray you've used to control other pests is the cause

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@ghettoyutes Yu fi behave...gwaan till dem obeah yu and mek yu chin look like yu knee....🤣🤣🤣

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We really have some dunce people pon da app ya enuh...sheesh! 😳

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@YaniqueJLambert For those who came in late...USA DOES NOT NEED TO SEND A SHIP TO JAMAICA TO SPY ON CUBA...USA HAS A MILITARY BASE IN CUBA...education is essential!

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@ghettoyutes Yu need to behave enuh....🤣🤣🤣

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@ghettoyutes Junglis, I hate u so much right now...🤣🤣🤣

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@ghettoyutes Call me cheap all yu want...I do that with everything, lotion, deodorant and even cut open the toothpaste tube.

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@ghettoyutes Stew peas, heavy on the swine tail... with fried plantain, Basmati rice and steamed broccoli.

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@ghettoyutes Bet she woulda jump u bones inna di heat ya...😂😂😂

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@ghettoyutes John 11:35 "Jesus wept"

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@DamienWKing So..."HALL HALL"?...hmm 🤔