Justin

prtty fly 4 a bird guy 🦅

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@DebbShear8186 @LeadingReport @sabback Idk why dont you ask ur buddies at the IDF 🚫🇮🇱free palestine

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Fumbled the weird autistic girl its decided give me abn evil bitch again instead

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Whoever has the death note isnt doing their job

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My entire group skipped class besides me and the baddest one watch this generational fumble 🙏

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Once my like 60-70 year old professor played a song for us and was like “oh i used to dance to this back in the day” then she played some pink floyd and said “i did some stuff to this to but NOT dancing”

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Ig mutuals relationship just went from being stable to practically on life support lfg its my TIME 💯💯💯💯💯

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I took “liberal arts mathematics” bc it sounded like an easy math credit wtf is this 😭

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I am no longer employed there so this tweet has been haunting me for the past week

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I really could destroy my whole jobs reputation forever with everything i know

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Acc public again its time to get annoying

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Panicked bc i remembered i had an assignment due at 7,, apparenlty 7 tommorrow lets go shoutout to being stupid

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I <3 making a 3-day weekend in my schedule saying i’ll use it for hw then do nothing and leave it all for last min sunday anyways

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Chicagoans have been gaslit into believing deep dish pizza is a mid fad just bc deep dish on the north side is genuinely straight ass and i will not stand for it

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GIYS HEA ACTUALLY TWEAKING IM HEARING VIOLENCE AGAINST INADAMANT OBJECTS

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Music school is practicing alone in a room while the dude a room over loudly plays sax and screams FUCK at the top of his lungs in a booming voice every time he messes up

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3 “FUCK”s heard while writing that tweet and one “COCK” while writing this one

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Guys i thought ethics and the good life was a funny sounding class trying to read stuff from old philosophers is actually going to be the death of me though

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descarte is a fuckin yapper

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I really could destroy my whole jobs reputation forever with everything i know

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Dropped off a slice of key lime pie to an old lady and she started showingnme videos of an albino skunk on instagram i yhink i just made my last core memory

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Hit my cart so rht it freels like i timeskip thru work and now i want All the burgers