Justin.M

[Justin.M @Justin_Mescall]

So deep in my shower thoughts, it hit me.. I was friendzoned by my future wife...

[Justin.M @Justin_Mescall]

@Basaraski WELL TAKE IT GET GUTEY ON THE PHONE!!!!

[Justin.M @Justin_Mescall]

@TalkinYanks Looking like Cano 🧐🧐 @datkiddsupreme

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Welcome to the Jungle, Luis 🦁

[Jake @JakeRepNY]

Watching MLB teams make trades while Brian Cashman has his thumb up his ass

[moneymosh @moneymosh12]

Live look at the Yankees front office:

[fan of the Yankees @realboshek]

Rutschmsn return being much higher than Skubal... is certainly..... something

[Mess @mrmess]

When you get your sibling in trouble for something you did.

[Justin.M @Justin_Mescall]

@JeffPassan More

[Saeko Snow @TheSaekoSNOW]

Peter was so depressed it literally made him sick and gave him migraines.

Like, I feel you brother. Been there

[Drew Maro @MarovichDrew]

Bring on the lockout

[Joey @suzukiplshomer]

Me watching Dodgers Stadium get dragged into the ocean after the fault line finally catches up to them

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

So the Dodgers gave up…

River Ryan: Current 28 year old AAA pitcher with 4.46 ERA coming off Tommy John

Brady Smith: 21 year old Class A pitcher expected to arrive in 2029

Zyhir Hope: 21 year old AA OF expected to arrive in 2027 (if there is one)

For… Tarik Skubal. Sure.

[Serena @nyyserena]

The Yankees “evil empire” was Disneyland compared to whatever illuminati worshipping evil organization that is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[Brett Siegel @BrettSiegelNBA]

No he isn’t. They’ll just re-sign him on a $500M contract and defer all the money until 2178, so he’ll only be on the books for $500 and a subscription to popcorn monthly.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I think dodgers fans who complain about literally anything should be egged publicly

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“Tarik Skubal has been traded”

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

Let me be clear: when you combine Ohtani’s total value as a pitcher and a hitter, Judge still has 3 separate seasons in which he produced more total value. That’s how much better an offensive player Judge is than Ohtani.

[🥃 @ShelbyyAura]

waited 5 years just to hear "i don't love you"