Justin Schafer

I'm here for a good time, not for a long time | Kill 'em with kindness Insta-justinschafer41

[Lions Guy @LionsGuy9]

Unrealistic, but dream scenario.

[|| Nick Eubanks || @banksera82]

Boy ain’t nobody rooting for them

[Little Caesars Arena @LCArena_Detroit]

Calling all country music fans! 🤠

In honor of the @DetroitRedWings upcoming Country Night, we're giving away 2⃣ tickets to the game on 11/4 AND 2⃣ tickets to see @blakeshelton on 3/21!

Retweet NOW for your chance to win. Winner will be selected 10/30 at noon.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Cincinnati defeats #18 UCF 27-24, and now UCF’s ranking has something in common with their national championship: they’re both imaginary

[maybe: logan 🦋 @Logancook16]

A live look at me destroying my own life https://t.co/KAhFwwQuxn

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

You’ll make better choices if you don’t allow pussy to effect your decision making process

[brenden's labyrinth @brendenslab]

Jon snow to Daenerys: “you were the chose one! You were supposed to destroy Cersei, not become the MAD QUEEN. You were supposed to bring balance to the seven kingdoms, not leave it in ashes!

If you get his reference we can hang.

[Rylee @RyleeMoser]

FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 7 pound piece of shit devil worshipping chihuahua

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Ahsoka @CasanovaCed]

There’s no such thing as Game of thrones spoilers lol

Y’all had TWO YEARS to catch up but instead y’all wanted to snobbishly brag about how you part of the few that don’t watch it

Fuck y’all lol we live same time next Sunday

[/r/CollegeBasketball @redditCBB]

Virginia: We are the greatest comeback story in recent memory

Tiger: Hold my beer

[Justin Schafer @Justin_Schaferr]

And now my watch begins... Who are you rooting for? #Spartans #FinalFour #ForTheThrone

[Cleveland Police @CLEpolice]

Just to be clear, Mr. Peppers is not a suspect in any incidents with @CLEpolice. This is a little misleading 👇🏼

[Austin Shivlie @BigShiv77]

I’m convinced that there is nothing harder than leaving your puppy in his kennel when you leave for work

[Mark Lutchman 🇺🇸 @marklutchman]

Oprah Winfrey:

Worth over $3.2 billion, lectures us about income equality.

Gives parenting advice, but has no children.

Gives marital advice, never been married.

Am I wrong for asking why people are taking her advice? 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[Mateo @Mattt_Hummel]

This is a coach who cares. It takes a coach like this to win championships. Coming from a Michigan fan.

[Nick Simmons @Elstrangler]

Ready for Day 1 go blue!!
@umichwrestling @ncaawrestling

[Cory G. Kuzinski @TeamKuzinski]

Pretty slick @kstorr_65kg! Why is nobody talking about this? @umichwrestling