Snake Milk Savage

I make songs and draw pictures. Way better than you can.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

This book is a pretty fun read. If anyone wants to borrow it, get your own. #Atheism #Science

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I forgot about Twittering. #Whocares

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

@TalentiGelato I reactivated this account just to beg you to send the Old World Eggnog back to a store near me. PLEASE.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

Neo smartpen N2 - One Simple Question. Win an iWatch, iPhone6, and more http://t.co/rHvmRipdeV

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I'm officially BACK, bitches. Dude, I'm so freaking excited to play @thetrocadero tomorrow :)

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

"@orangemichelle: @Justin_Shazam @antommy ONE YEAR AGO ����😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

Just ran into my cousin at the laundromat and I cannot remember her name. We're actively having a conversation.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

Don't be a conformist. Ditch the condom.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I hate girls with no vagina. They act like such dicks.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I'm completely sexed out.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

#FaceOff George just proved that crack isn't whack.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I can't stand irrationality. You people are too stressed out. Stuff a dick somewhere in your vagina and shut the front door.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

There's a huge, heated political debate happening at my job and I'm just sitting here eating pizza. I don't know enough to be offended.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

Wait. I have a Twitter. I am going to talk about tits and ass all day now.

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends: That gum you like is going to come back in style! #damngoodcoffee

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

I'm watching The Last Airbender. I'm trying so hard to like this movie. I will accomplish this. Maybe in the Spirit World.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

@yardnugget You know what I mean.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

That moment when you wake up gay.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

@yardnugget This is a problem.

[Snake Milk Savage @Justin_Shazam]

@yardnugget I do. Remember when that baby tripped and fell into the tub?