Justin the DM

Professional DM for hire
Chosen wielder of the sword of Darklight and keeper of the Amulet of Geloog.

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@Logan_RTW Your setup is incomplete. I don't see a single picture of Dio or shirtless Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. 4/10.

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@Logan_RTW @CrumblingJames I don't know if I could pretend to ride an invisible horse through a field of weird yellow butts and palm trees that well. Don't feel like I could wrap my brain around my character's motivation.

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I'm so excited about our chat with Justin tomorrow about Chase scenes in RPGs!

What questions do you want answered? Reply to this tweet!

Oh, and if you haven't RSVP'd for free yes, let's do this-

https://t.co/hkgruc6UCg

[Crumbling Keep is trying to get out on IndieGoGo! @CrumblingKeep]

Have your chase scenes fell flat?

Is there no tension?

No comedy?

We're chatting with Justin G on Wednesday, a master
of the craft.

Your chase scenes will never be the same again.

Come join us in the chat!

https://t.co/hkgrucow0Q

[Ward is on bluesky @ward_rtw]

Justin was just at the local Asian market and god help us all. It gets worse the more you look. Photo: @DatAwesomeRobot

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A while back I talked about an Archer and Enterprise crossover where Sterling Archer and Captain Archer switch places. You'll be happy to know that I wrote a scene for it. @archerfxx @HJBenjamin @StarTrek

(this takes place during season 3 in the expanse)

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@CrumblingJames Knifechanters
Swordbellowers
Stabomancers
Saberwarblers
Michael Bublade

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@CrumblingJames https://t.co/Tn99X3Y52F

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@EffingBoring You are cool but rude...

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Check out all that majesty.

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Petition to change "baby carrots" to "butchered adult carrots" please.

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@CrumblingJames Fine Ghost in the Shell then (the anime not the live action)

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@CrumblingJames One player should get "You're not the killer, but you are two kobolds in a trench coat pretending to be one guy"

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@EffingBoring

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Hey @BaskinRobbins did you give the marketing person who figured out that "31" appeared in the letters "BR" like the biggest promotion ever?

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@CrumblingJames

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@CrumblingJames @FriaLigan @CrumblingBrad You fucking know I do.