Justin Simarro

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

@KevinKileyCA now that your gas car bill passed, time to fire up the mower and take on AB 1346. Leaf blower in one hand, freedom in the other. 🇺🇸 #SOREwinner

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

Anyone around here teach calf roping or bulldogging?

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

My ex says I’m a bad dad. My son says I’m awesome. One of them rides dirt bikes and builds tree forts. The other builds narratives.

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

Dad. Electrician. Muay Thai fighter. Farmer.
I’m either becoming a legend or having a stroke.

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

Months into owning a bidet and I can’t believe I ever relied on toilet paper. That’s not hygiene, that’s historical reenactment.

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

@MrazBrewing Orale' Mole' is here!

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

@inkjunkeyz makes some pretty sweet clothes for people who enjoy tattoos. #notforeveryone http://t.co/DUv9wEFvsy

[Justin Simarro @Justinsimarro]

@BRADYHAZE it was like butter on pancakes brah