JustPassingby.5

Just a guy passing by, don’t mind me

[JustPassingby.5 @Justpas39872174]

@sunsetrubyy @Punished_Nicker Isnt he in his mid 70s? 80s? Like can he realistically make it another term?

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

The universe has a funny habit of punishing a man for his hubris.

[JustPassingby.5 @Justpas39872174]

@kenshirotism In a way it shows that god indeed has a sense of humor

[Luke Leisher @luke_leisher_]

“List of countries that believe they can own a celestial body: America”

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

>get elected as an indigenous socialist leader who ‘wants to improve lives’
>nationalise gas and use massive fuel subsidies to buy votes
>gas fields deplete due to mismanagement and corruption
>deficits explode, subsidies drain billions in dollars and reserves
>country is heading towards bankruptcy
>try gas hike once, get hit by riots because people can’t afford it so double down and kick can down road
>economy continues to tank, currency crashes, quality of life decreases
>become massively unpopular
>start engineering changes to the constitution and election fraud to stay in power
>get caught and it blows up, military launches a coup
>flee to jungle amid corruption probes on contracts and cronies as subsidies continue to tank economy
>new right wing government announces financially painful but necessary end to subsidies
>from jungle base call on indigenous community supporter base to riot and denounce the new government as imperialist fascists

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“Yeah lady. Let me get a carton of Cowboy Cut Menthols, 6 $1 scratchers and how old are those Chilli Cheese Burritos?”

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

"So deep."

[maar 🔪 🐻 @JetElectricEyes]

'We should apologise to russia' and btw this is a russian soldiers posing with a Ukrainian child's skull on his rifle

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Democrats finally find a normal looking white guy communist

>He gets accused of r@pe

They got hit with their own spells

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

I’ll never forget that within minutes of the news of Charlie’s shooting, this transvestite was on social media telling people to be careful not to openly gloat too much so they don’t get investigated

[The Left Can't Meme @Internet_TLCM]

>treat [immigrants] as you treat your own citizens
>If a citizen does not follow or breaks the law, gets punished
>Illegal immigrants, by definition, are not following the law
>The punishment is deportation
>Deport immigrants
>No contradiction between deportations and the Bible

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

A better question is how is a crippled terminally ill man more physically fit than you.

[Sven Stoffels @svenstoffels]

FIRST LOOK at the real thing.

The Butch Killigan Arc One Omnibus is printed and ready.

Arc One is complete. Volumes 1–3 collected in one massive edition.

Shipping begins in August.

[Cynic, DMD, Esquire The 2nd @AmbienAristotle]

I bought mine why haven’t you

[JustPassingby.5 @Justpas39872174]

@BerzekSavant All bling no training, unfortunately they will probably kill some kid caught in crossfire

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

"Listen up, mortals."

>fucking dies

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠🇺🇸🎆 @JadeAtrophis]

If you showed Speed Racer to a modern filmmaker they would die of color exposure

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

At this point, we'd be better off letting robots teach our kids. 70% of our nation's eighth-graders are below-proficient at reading, math, and science.

And no, it's not an issue of funding. Our schools are now more well-funded than they've ever been.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Ain’t it a coincidence that every single Pokemon Center just happens to be run by a Nurse Joy, huh? Bullshit, I’m onto you.”

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''You only miss old Star Wars because of MUH nostalgia''

No we miss the old Star Wars because it was better than anything Disney has made in the past 13 years