300yearoldguy

🇯🇲🇬🇾🇬🇧 New day New enemies

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@mechillgirl @ShitpostRock2 That’s so dumb😂

[Dɩʑʑƴ_Iʀʀɘsɩstɩɓɭɘ 🇵🇹 @Toxic_Ladx]

The jokes write themselves 😭😭😭

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[zuka @feran_x]

The concept of a woman who stresses you out ‘threatening’ to stop talking to you..

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@UKMedia_ Ahhhh crime pays uno😭😭

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 *cries in forced marriage*

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 Unlike the most influential person in your culture I don’t fancy marrying a 6 year old

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@zinownh Remember that🤣🤣🤣

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 I have everything broski and it wasn’t arranged for me🤣🤣you will not be able to say the same, I have connected with many women who I am not related to, quite nice actually

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@Utd4life1983 @SilvasSegments What did I say that isn’t reality? When was the last time league 1 teams had a problem with United winning the league 🤣

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 You don’t show your face because your mugshot is online for grooming kids, if your face was on your profile we would see that you are illegal aswell, making me wanna vote for the flagshaggers here mate

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 You do have pakeh iq because your parents are related, you are marrying your cousin, kids and British people in your area don’t like your family and extradite them from the community and you are terrorising the uk

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@RoshhJo66 @dorf_gunner @clockendsniper It’s a metaphor mate, what I’m saying is being the 4th most visited city in a country with fuck all cities ain’t impressive

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

this is why

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 Not 30 you stupid akh😭 this is what I mean average pakeh iq it’s literally just my name 😹

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@RoshhJo66 @dorf_gunner @clockendsniper So just a regular place then init mate? We dont have a city leaderboard where you get ucl for being 4th most visited

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 You have a reverse mirror pic PFP you are tryna be a kid so bad😭😭

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 Average pakeh IQ

[300yearoldguy @Justtherealk]

@usman34135099 @OmaIatov @olly_afc @rm_lfc_ @hitaboutit2 I will find your mugshot in a grooming gang bust in a few weeks