Timothy II ⚡️

Seek to understand & then to be understood... but when all else fails, have a drink, relax & watch the show!

[Joker @BachelorJoker]

How bad is trust in the government? They finally admit aliens are real, and we're all like....

Yeah right, what are you doing that you're trying to divert our attention from?

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

Most people are perpetually locked in the present. Their decisions are overly influenced by the most immediate event; they easily become emotional and ascribe greater significance to a problem than it should have in reality.

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Something we have always wondered, answered! @iamjohnoliver success nothing short of spectacular! To that I say the Highest Five!

[Pringles @Pringles]

The moment @IamJohnOliver and @LastWeekTonight have been waiting for. In honor of every second John has thought of Mr. P's body, we are donating $1 to @feedingamerica, which happens to be $10K.

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

“Not only does a mass movement depict the present as mean and miserable, it deliberately makes it so.” ~Eric Hoffer #goodread #KnowledgeIsPower #thetruebeliever

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

“Remorse and a sense of grievance seem to drive people in the same direction”
~ Eric Hoffer: The True Believer #goodreads #KnowledgeIsPower

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Hope for the future motovates the present to not repeat the past.

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

It is a kingdom of conscience...
or nothing!
~Balian of Ibelin

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Lucky 50! 🤣 #DrinkingGames #drunkshopping #drink&behappy

[Fact @Fact]

At any given time, 0.7% of the world population is drunk – Meaning at least 50 million people are drunk right now.

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

History Doesn't Repeat, But It Often Rhymes. ~ Samuel Clemens

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Your time matters. Awknoledge where where it is spent as it is lost forever. #showerthoughs #Timeless #enlightment

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Better make it 50/50 with your favorite adult beverage then! IJS #AdultingAndStuff #LifeHacks #bestlife

[Fact @Fact]

Drinking too much water can kill you.

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

“To little, to late” is just a sad way of saying “missed that”

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Wow! Almost died just now when lightning hit the tree not 30ft from me! 😳🤯

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

I don’t get paid enough at work for the fact I do all this sober. IJS!

[Lady Gravemaster @LadyGravemaster]

For those who've never read nor watched #GoneWithTheWind & are applauding @hbomax on their decision to pull it, here are 2 interesting facts for you;
1. Written by a woman
2. First time a black woman OR man won an Oscar EVER (Hattie McDaniel - best supporting actress)

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

"Never give up, never despair - that was the message of VE Day"

An address by Her Majesty The Queen on the 75th anniversary of VE Day #VEDay75

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

@tiffanimc93 28 = 82

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Found: life’s little gifts

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

Sometimes I re-run the dishwasher so I can tell myself “well I can’t put this away until it’s done” ~just me?

[Timothy II ⚡️ @Justwanted2]

@tiffanimc93 Say it ain’t so! No way!