William van den Hul

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rt if your mind is blown

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What girls look for in guys:

• brown eyes
• messy hair
• cute nose
• 4 paws
• golden retriever

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rt if u want a relationship like this

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rt if ur mind is blown

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The more tequila you drink the better you are at Spanish!

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It's official. I'm a bank. Send me all the money you have and I will hold onto it for you. This is totally legit.

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Life hack:
1.) Drink 7 million 5-Hour Energies.
2.) Live forever.

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Lose 30 pounds in 1 minute by cutting your arm off

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when the teacher thinks ur studying but really you're eating spaghetti

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If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

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Don't buy a car. Buy a gun. You can get a car with a gun.

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Girls don't want guys with a personality, they want guys with swag.

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Got a girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife

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rt if ur a banana