Suplex-City-Bitch

an extra dangerous jackal

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

“I’m bad at the stuff I’m supposed to be good at, and good at the stuff that doesn’t matter” @andygreenwald speaking my truth

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

I got a painful ear piercing and also bangs today. I really chose absolute discomfort to round out the year.

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

Someone tell me how to have houseplants and cats because so far it seems like I have 2 options

1) toxic plants that my cat will eat anyways and shit forever

2) non-toxic plants that my cat will see and go “mmm good salad” until it is gone

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@babegretzky @SNESChalmers64 Wendy on a Vespa 💅

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

Not everyone knows this but I’m a goddamn beast at detangling necklaces. You could throw a pile of 20-30 necklaces at me and that’s quick work. Please anyone tell me how to market this skill.

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@ConradVonMackle That’s the REAL power of the hollywood elite

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

If I see you playing golf on Instagram and ENJOYING IT, you’re instantly blocked. I don’t make the rules.

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

I want a new Batman and a new Pride and Prejudice every 2 years, alternating not unlike the Summer and Winter Olympics, with hotter and hotter casts constantly adjusting to my taste. I’m a simple girl.

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@AJJtheBand my boyfriend and I are arguing about how in Brave as a Noun you say “poppy tarts” and whether you’re referring to a tart made with poppyseeds OR if that’s just what you call Pop Tarts™️ Can you settle this?

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

Just watched shape of water and yeah yeah yeah of COURSE I found the fish man super hot what do you want from me

[treybizo @bizotrey]

When your normie friends ask how to get into hardcore

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@jjoshyloves The Plump Christmas Goose of The Left

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

I get paid on Friday and @rihanna you get paid on Saturday because @fentybeauty IS TOP SHELF REAL MAGIC BICH👏👏👏

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

Also just bought like a thousand organic tampons because WONDER WOMAN @sustain

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

I got my period during Wonder Woman and I have never felt more EMPOWERED in my entire LIFE

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@jjoshyloves you/Sheldon Adelson is my OTP is that ok

[Suplex-City-Bitch @Juwheelia]

@beachslang i didn't have it in time, but can I add "Harry Styles after the years of partying catches up to him"