Jay

Soccer + tech. Making the coolest kits your team ever had

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

The highest paying tech certifications in the world 💰🌍

1️⃣ ISSMP (Security Management) – $188K
2️⃣ Azure Cosmos DB Developer – $178K
3️⃣ AWS Machine Learning – $171K
4️⃣ CCSE (Check Point Security) – $166K
5️⃣ PCNSE (Palo Alto Security) – $165K

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@FabrizioRomano Instead of preparing his team, he spent 72 hours watching penalties.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@Jizelle_patriot The security guy at the end was hilarious

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@STEFisDOPE It’s such a different energy.

[SEDUCTIVE MIND @MidnightMuse___]

JAPANESE COUPLES HAVE THE MOST STABLE MARRIAGES IN THE WORLD BECAUSE OF ONE RULE ALMOST EVERY WESTERN THERAPIST IGNORES:

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@lilyally98 Why do y’all like projecting. Most of y’all retort no dey pass:

“He’s gay”
“He’s broke”
And your new one “he’s lonely”

Did he complain to you?

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @basedandbougie @RealDonKeith Why do you get to use such disparaging words against her? This is so out of line.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@davinci9ja Let's cook that fraud.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

I'm going to say it now Ronaldo and Portugal are going to win the World Cup this year.

Come back to this!

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@AjeboDanny

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@47kasz Something every man knows by default. If you defend him, you're guilty by association.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

Nike techs defeated the quarter zips in the end!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

WATCH: President Trump reacts to Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s viral Nike tracksuit:

"I thought he looked very good in the outfit. Listen, I don't know if I'd do it, but I thought he looked very good."

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@kola_kolix @davinci9ja @akanksha7196 I applied in Houston as a U.S. resident and still faced the same hurdles.

I think it’s the generic treatment of any country.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@leyeConnect It’s already entrenched and that’s why everything is the way it is.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@davinci9ja @kola_kolix @akanksha7196 The fee is standard regardless. The documentation requirements are also insane.

Like why do I need to book flights and hotel when I’m not even guaranteed I can go.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@kola_kolix @akanksha7196 They really took a piss.

Had to cancel my other Europe travel plans.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@thomasmlambo This is fake because an Arsenal fan can never be upfront like this.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@davinci9ja It's actually funny because it immediately betrays their insecurities.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

The unprovoked behavior of Nigerians to try to lil bro you is undefeated 🤣

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@bigbrutha_ What’s shocking isn’t even his ignorance, it’s the arrogance paired with it.

Even if his specific example is true, that doesn’t make it universally true. E.g., in US banks, everyone & their mom is a VP. He just keeps speaking in absolutes while being wildly inconsistent.

[Jay @JuwonTheTechie]

@jayhemz @Softboy_Alex @joinkuda Nah, this is getting embarrassing for you.

You answered a hiring question with OG “yen yen yen,” dodged when I mentioned placement experience, and now that receipts are out, you’re scrambling again.

Relax, nephew 🤣