Instant Chum

~274 month-old || third-dimensional originator hobbyist || music man || verified unemployed guy

[hobshy @hobshy]

Counter strike twitter

[brandon* @brndxix]

trumps presidency is so shit that right wingers would rather make up rape allegations about dean withers than talk about it

[Pope DuKek @PopeDuKek]

Are you a giant faggot?

Marvel's Wolverine has you covered!

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

I like so much of this stupid fucking AI cat shit I see am I turning into a boomer wtf

[Discussing Groyper @groypernewsTV]

🚨 The real Nick just replied to my dm.

[King of Megcenae @agameganon]

They said Spider-Man was a fake story.

Until they found the ruins of New York, exactly where the story said it was.

[Instant Chum @JwOhEight]

@magadude209 @amylcris

[Instant Chum @JwOhEight]

Ho…ly… BLEEEEEP… and by “BLEEEEEP” I mean… shit 😏😤

He’s a god dang….. fucker!!!! 😡

God darn BITCH 🤬

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Donald Trump is a son of a bitch.

[Instant Chum @JwOhEight]

Renaming this account to “Instant Chum”.

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[murder ibushi @Murder_Ibushi]

This mfs death produced the greatest Twitter screenshot ever 😭

[Abu Kittens ⵣ ✪ ▄︻╦芫≡══-- 🌺 ☠︎︎ ﹏𓊝﹏ @mabukittens]

when my fake hassidic beard falls off at the netanyahu meet and greet

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

[blvckcat🎀 @n1ghtkitten]

how the college democrats event would've gone if they let Destiny in

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Saw someone in the Argentinian crowd at the game…..

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The FIFA President every time he sees Donald Trump:

[M⛏️M @MoronMining]

“Billionaire data centers are killing us. It's literally genocide.”