Jacob Patterson

ᎠᏎᎽ • cashapp: $realjpatt • He/Him • playwright • be the gay you wish to see in the world

[Jacob Patterson @Jwp2014]

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Posting this here in case anyone would like to or be in the place to help out, even a retweet would be amazing ❤️
#GoFundMe #fundraising #dog #pets #cat

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@uhhmarty Not you trying to cheat the system

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@uhhmarty

[Jacob Patterson @Jwp2014]

@uhhmarty Oh so you’re coming around to NFR now … inch resting

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Got a Lana ticket and took a Klonopin maybe everything is gonna be okay after all 😌

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And when the Sunday Scaries come everyday, what then ?

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What’s the term for an economy where I lost an interview because I ran late because I was too busy working my second job?

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@uhhmarty That bad huh

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@denalifox If they want to keep the voting aspect of it they could have a bottom 3, winner saves one, and the queens then vote on who wins a lip sync for your life from the bottom two!

Or go full survivor, but the halfway thing ain’t it

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@uhhmarty Gurl ¿

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@uhhmarty Ooh where from

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#AmericanDrag

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

To mark the 350th episode of American Dad, Roger is finally being honored as a drag icon! Help us celebrate drag herstory by raising money for the @TrevorProject. For every quote-tweet this video gets using #AmericanDrag, @TBSNetwork will donate $1 to @TrevorProject (up to $20k).

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Swiftie 9/11

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Matty Healy joins Phoebe Bridgers on stage at the second Nashville show of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.

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@stachepapi NOT THE STACHE PAPI DISCO STICK 🤩

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@uhhmarty Also this, only a 6 part series

[Jacob Patterson @Jwp2014]

@uhhmarty Do you ever stop