Jack

Inspired by the Krankies love lives to become a leopard tamer. I can order chocolate ice cream in German. All views belong to the Director General of the BBC.

[Heidi Bachram @HeidiBachram]

Hamas filmed every terrible thing they did to our family. They broadcast it live to Tsachi’s wife’s social media. It was how many of us found out what horrors were happening.

We didn’t get the choice not to see.

#GretaThunberg

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@ka8895 These people have been told their entire adult lives they’re important and they truly believe that transfers into everything. Cummings and Compton are the same.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@HighbrowApollo @thruforestswild @wife_ofbrian @brittilina I remember texting a friend because I genuinely believed he’d had his FB account hacked when the Herbalife posts started. Until that point I’d thought him quite sensible.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@MartinSLewis AI learns from what people create. When it’s left to its own devices what it churns out inevitably becomes mush very very quickly.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

Is the answer “Scotland is responsible for climate change over England?”

How come I can’t prompt AI to create a picture like that? I just keep getting stranger and stranger monkeys.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Catherine McKernan @IndyAsapScot]

Pretty much accurately describes what’s happening, doesn’t it?

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@AScot94175440 Alright Vlad, calm down.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@DabberThoughts Mount Pleasant

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@MrsLizLowrey Why do you hate our servicemen and women and Liz?

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @DoozerMcDooze I want her to not be old enough because we’re about the same age and it means I could be Arthur Weasley now. Surely I’m still too young and handsome for that?

[leekern @leekern13]

This is the most deliberate choice of language I’ll ever use:

Greta Thunberg is a disgusting c*nt

I quote her: “They tried to make us watch all kinds of propaganda videos, but I didn't watch”

Hamas filmed hours and hours of footage in which they engaged in acts of sadism beyond all morality

These videos are primary sources of evidence

They are documentations of actual things that took place on earth

For her to dismiss it as propaganda because these crimes happened to Jews places her in the company of Nazi sympathising Holocaust deniers

Greta Thunberg is a disgusting c*nt

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

“I want to see the snuff film!”

Fucking ghouls.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

This is the problem with the way the SNP play with data. Ruth truly believes this.

[ruth wishart @ruth_wishart]

Thing is - Scotland is already energy secure!

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@ka8895 I’m getting fuck all, my step mum’s only 14 years older than me and women last a long time in her family as opposed to men not getting into their 80’s that often in mine. It’s all going to my half sister at some point.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

Fuck me, the Irish really hate the Jews don’t they?

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Why don't they release the infamous October 7th video then? If it would have a transformative effect on pro-Palestinians it's bizarre it's not readily available. Unless of course it's a hunk of doctored, fabricated horseshit as is the Zionists' wont.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@Gaynotqueer1 Or this one.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@liamcunningham1 Why do you care? You’re Irish, your Country hides behind the UK military anyway. This is a good thing for you. Increased UK military spend increases the provision available to protect Irish airspace when the Russians enter it without permission causing danger to civilian flights.

[Shelley Blond @BlondShelley]

Yesterday, I was granted permission to view the 47-minute compilation of raw footage from October 7th, the horrifying day when Hamas terrorists unleashed unspeakable atrocities on innocent people in Israel. The footage was taken directly from body cameras worn by the terrorists themselves, from the mobile phones and social media accounts of their victims, from dashcams, CCTV footage at crossroads, inside kibbutzim, and from private home security systems.
What I saw will never leave me.
I saw babies in nappies,lifeless. I saw brutalised women, their bodies twisted in unnatural angles after enduring rape and murder. I watched two children run with their father to a safe room, only to have grenades thrown in after them. Their father was blown to pieces. One child lost an eye. The surviving children were left screaming in agony and disbelief, their cries caught on home CCTV. I saw elderly people waiting peacefully at a bus stop for a trip and moments later, their brains were splattered on the pavement. I witnessed girls begging for their lives executed in cold blood.
I watched as Hamas terrorists hacked a Thai worker’s head of with a garden spade and sliced the head from a young Israeli. Another lone head crushed, flattened to unrecognisable. Bodies in groteque positions, frozen in a Pompeii-like pose, rigid, contorted, the final agony of a soul burned alive.
These were not military targets. These were families. Babies. Children. Young people dancing. Grandparents. Mothers and fathers, kibbutzniks promoting peace and inclusion.
And yet, Yvonne dares to say these atrocities have been overhyped?
There are still 55 Israeli hostages in Gaza starved, shackled, beaten and abused in the Hamas tunnels of hell.
We lost 1,200 innocent souls in a single day..men, women and children slaughtered in their homes, at a music festival, in their beds. Babies were torn from their cribs. Entire families were burned alive with combustible chemicals. People were hunted. Dehumanised. Erased.
This was terrorism in its most evil form.
To diminish this, to deny or dismiss it is not only morally bankrupt, it is a betrayal of truth, of justice, and of the memory of those who died in terror and agony. It is a betrayal of the hostages still waiting to come home. And it is a betrayal of our shared humanity.
Yvonne is an atrocity denier a rape apologist and she should be deeply ashamed.
@JuliaHB1 @yvonneridley

[David Collier @mishtal]

I know people mocked her, but sandwich images aside, there is very little funny about this.

Greta Thunberg has chosen to believe a pack of lies. She refuses to see the truth.

She is so certain (in her ignorant stupidity) that she took a boat to support a radical Islamic terrorist enclave.

When the Israeli army rightfully stopped her little publicity stunt, fed her, looked after her, and put her on a plane towards home - she disgracefully claimed she was kidnapped by them.

Yet at the same time she REFUSED to watch actual kidnapping footage (of Israeli civilians taken before those people were murdered) - footage that includes young children that were never to be seen alive again because they were slaughtered by the people she has gone on to support.

And yet somehow, in her own head - this all makes sense to her.

Greta lives in a hate-driven fantasy world that is so convinced of its own righteousness, it will justify almost everything. And that is not funny at all.

In fact, given the number of people who have also fallen into the same Jew-hating, immoral, pro-terrorist rabbit hole... it is all rather scary.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

@ZounaidOsman @lokiscottishrap Thanks mate. Useful input.

[Jack @JyeEssPee]

Hi @dank_ackroyd

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

As a foreigner living in the UK your obsession with people putting things up their arse is deeply strange. A TV game show with people shoving increasingly large objects up their arse would probably be. A huge hit in this bizarre country.