very sad A’s fan

I'm just a funny dude without funny tweets.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Hearing Jordan Lyles is signing a minors deal with Dodgers

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Idaho vs Cal Poly while the east coast is asleep

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, oh, I'm begging of you please don't take my man."

Jolene:

[Trade Incoming @tradeincoming]

Ocho Cinco knows puck

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

@julianh56 no lol

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Florida man hit a woman with a pizza pan after she laughed in the cinema

The man was allowed to leave before police reached the theater

[Oli @ol1verwm]

Cal Poly Baseball had a historic season and just followed it up with a historic draft. I wrote about the seven Mustangs selected and what each team is getting with that player: https://t.co/k8B8d8cpSl

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

I dunno man, don't tell me you care about the draft if the freaking commissioner can't even pronounce the FIRST PICK'S NAME RIGHT

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Humans have evolved for 300,000 years. Whether through cosmic curiosity or some deity's divine will, who knows.

We've invented writing. Agriculture. Math. Music. Smoked brisket. We've destroyed, created, and discovered.

And what do we have to show for it - private equity.

[Thomas “Double” Bogey @ThomasBogeyy]

I need some pro v’s cuh

[Jake Asman @JakeAsman]

“Analytically the British won the American revolution.” -Kenny Atkinson

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

cape verde putting africa on their back and equalizing against argentina

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you told me in 1987 that Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Mark McGwire, Darryl Strawberry, Don Mattingly, and Dwight Gooden wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame but the Padres’ shitty catcher I was getting in every other pack was going to make it one day I’d have thought you were insane.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

"Y'all some casuals for letting me draft this squad"

- Guy about to finish dead last again

[🍓🇨🇦 @BladeBerry954]

a team with Machado, Merrill, Tatis Jr. & Bogaerts having a lower team batting average than this team is ridiculous

[Sean Martin @PGATOURSMartin]

Cal Poly is the only school in the nation to put a person in space this year and win on Day 1 of the NCAA baseball tournament.

[Ben Whitehead @BenOnSports]

Imagine having to explain to someone seeing Wazzu vs Oregon St in Eugene that this is not a Pac 12 Tournament game, but an NCAA Regional of a Mountain West team vs an Independent team at a Big Ten stadium.

[red @bluelemxnade]

This is really the most disrespectful report I've ever seen