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i like Cornell notes

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I've never heard a meow I disagreed with

[Lexy Hawkes 🔜 Seven Stars 🥴 @hawkes_lexy]

bonnaroo got canceled and this guy just spawned here..

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

housewives + secret lives of mormon wives .... we need to chill on the husband-only scenes. husbands are not real humans on these shows to me. they are story elements and that is it .....

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

[teryn @youngtiddy]

when your eyelid twitches uncontrollably that means everything’s okay

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals

[ally @missmayn]

i would’ve made such a good oil heiress. massive public libraries and unnecessarily beautiful train stations for everyone.

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia