Kevin Don't Stand So Close to Me, ever.

Tuesday is just another day that starts with Tues. I'm going to like, rt and comment on your posts as if we're friends. This is your only warning stranger.

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Cinema pioneer Georges Méliès was born 162 years ago today, on December 8, 1861

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@thatdalglishguy I keep reading (redac) but I keep picturing pterodactyl. What I'm trying to say is "I'm in. Take my money."

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@AnicaSeelie Thirty for Thirsty. Deal! Sorry I had to make the wordplay and there's no one else I could say this to.

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@IanFortey Any movie with Jason Bateman where he would turn into a werewolf like he did in Teen Wolf Too

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@wisalallen Happy Birthday

[wisalallen ✨ @wisalallen]

hi it’s the dumbest costume I’ve ever made…

Jesse Pikmin

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@thatdalglishguy Is it like Tetris where if you place them just right a line disappears?

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@jeremysmiles It is so strange like a post from you that's not a joke, but here we are.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

there's nothing wrong with using nepotism. the problem (like most issues!) is the *system* in which only the rich & connected can succeed. the way to solve it (like most issues!) is stuff like free education, universal healthcare (so ppl can rely less on jobs), higher wages, etc

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@JasonKPargin Isn't that where "It's morbin' time!" came from?

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

this is our legacy as millennials: someone quitting his job due to war crimes and announcing it by saying "errmmm..... i just, uh, did a thing?"

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

It’s a weird time for Jada Pinkett to do a tell all interview bc normally I wouldn’t find it the least bit interesting, but with what’s going in the world, it’s extra uninteresting.

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Well at least the bots think I'm cool!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

AAAAAAAA what in the everloving hell