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"if you like pornhub, you'll love pornhub live" - Elton John

[m☻isy @K1TTYCL0WN]

needa stop talking to myself. that mf a baaadd influence.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Trump should leave Walter Reed in a white Bronco

[✨ Gatitos que curan tu depresión ✨ @gatitos_qctd]

Powerful auras

[sarah @notsarahfry]

this is the future liberals want

[Max @BoosterMaxCeo]

I got a tattoo of every funny scene in friends

[m☻isy @K1TTYCL0WN]

@YourAnonNews petty

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

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[BLACK MIRЯOR PITCH @schwarzspiegel]

#blackmirror

[✹ katie ✹ @k80eyes]

a relationship should be 50/50. he points out the cows when we’re driving, and i admire

[Our Rach @our_rach]

My fella is googling how to make the best roast potatoes and if he doesn’t fuck this up I might let him touch a tit tonight

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I was up really late a few nights ago just laughing uncontrollably in my bed. Exhausted the next day, I called my friend and told him I can’t afford to laugh all night again. So he suggested that if I get the urge to laugh I should start clapping instead, and so far it has worked

[Jess 🇭🇹 @JessicaBellega1]

@marriedtodrakee

[grant @grxdunn]

@katya_zamo tell me why i just spent 10 minutes googling if jack black was in titanic i hate this place

[maddie @ogalienpapi]

my head is filled with complete lies that i convince myself are true and it’s the most toxic thing i have to deal with

[maddie @ogalienpapi]

i’m sickened.

[m☻isy @K1TTYCL0WN]

@ogalienpapi LMFAOSHFJKSD

[KAII ❤︎ @Kailynnlee]

Y’all intentions do not be pure. Bye.