Ash Ketchum

Canadian who stays inside 8 months of the year trying to ignore winter's existence.

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

I took 2 naps today already and it kinda feels like it's time for another nap 😴

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

A day may come when new plants fail to get me really excited....but it is not this day

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

How is my oldest starting drivers ed next week 😳

When Smashmouth told us the years start coming and they don't stop coming, they weren't lying

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

I don't really have any vices, but like a crisp radler when it's sunny out would be 🤌
I smelled my boyfriend's radler the other night 😆 just to tide me over for a couple months

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

You know what I feel like isn't talked about enough when pregnant? You just out here raw dogging your bad days. No beers after a rough day. No gummies after a long week. Like, it's just living life every day but also you're really sore and tired by default.

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

Last class of the semester, last assignment due tonight, and last exam tomorrow!
And not torturing myself with classes during the summer semester this year so I'm done til September! 🎉🎉

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

🎶Mama's lemon pound caaaake 🎶

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

Me, literally every night lol

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

It's me, I am Gengar

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

"I'm pregnant. I'm basically disgusting 24/7"

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

On days like today, I sometimes feel like the schools branch just thinks the kids deserve one last snow day before spring 😅 I'll take it though 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

I miss breathing through my nose 😩

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

Diaper Genies are for those who want to smell all their child's poopy diapers at once

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley updates?! What a time to like cozy gaming

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

😏

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

I don't follow people I don't like, I don't watch stories of people I don't like and I don't interact with people I don't like. Y’all got this weird ass obsession with keeping up with mfs you don't like and i find that so strange.

[Ash Ketchum @K1ttykatra]

When you look up something that was made the year you were born and it's considered vintage