LIFE HACKS/2026 Edition
1. If Bill Gates is involved, avoid it.
2. If the government says it's true, it's false.
3. If the CDC, FDA say it's safe, it's dangerous.
4. If congress makes a law to help you, it will eventually hurt you.
5. If the media agrees, it's a lie.
🚨 BREAKING: Venezuelan civilians in Caracas are confirming the U.S. did NOT strike civilian zones
US forces are the most technologically advanced and precise in the world.
This mission was a masterclass.
It’s hard not to feel patriotism this morning 🇺🇸🇺🇸
"House Minority Leader @hakeemjeffries, D-N.Y., is being criticized by Republicans after pledging Democrats would fight President Donald Trump's agenda 'in the streets.'" - @Foxnews 1/31/25
"'I think that you punch, I think you punch, I think you OK with punching... It’s Ted Cruz,' (@RepJasmine Crockett) went on. 'I mean, like this dude has to be knocked over the head, like hard, right?'" - @nypost 3/25/25
"'Maybe it’s time for us to be a little meaner,' @GovTimWalz said to audience ... 'Maybe it’s time for us to be a little more fierce because we have to ferociously push back on this.'" - @nypost 6/16/25
"'Well, who cares about the f***ing rules right now? Punch back, kick back, dunk over their heads and win some f***ing power!' @BetoORourke said." - @dcexaminer 8/13/25
"@GavinNewsom has threatened to 'punch' Donald Trump in the mouth" - @thedailybeast 8/20/25
Politicians, people act on what you say.
Watch what you say.
💪🇺🇲PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKING AMERICA SAFE AGAIN💯💪🇺🇲White House lawn is now lined with signs showing illegals who’ve been arrested for deportation and what heinous crimes they had committed.
BIDEN ALLOWED OPEN BORDERS AND PRESIDENT TRUMP DEPORTED THESE DANGEROUS ILLEGAL CRIMINALS 💯💪
MAGA 💯💪🇺🇲
🚨#BREAKING: Chimney Rock NC officials have confirmed that a mind-blowing 2,000 members of the Pennsylvania Amish Community have been quietly rebuilding the town's homes, businesses, and bridges...
...for 6 months straight
GOD BLESS THE AMISH!!