Maybe: Keith

I’m just having fun with it

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.

Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[br🙏🏻dy @bfermenting]

she let me hit bc i finished all my vegetables

[eve @bubblegumbword]

Interview tip: when the boss asks if you have any questions for them, ask what their body count is 💯

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Can i have a sip of your cigarette

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡🥷🏾 @abdulgoncrazy]

I be like “who knows” and I be the one knowing

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

what if the grinch stole MLK day

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

Camera headphones sounds like the worst James Bond gadget

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Apple is reportedly developing Airpods with built-in AI cameras.

The cameras will act as eyes for Siri, not to be used for taking photos or videos.

(https://t.co/TabBrgRb3F)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

He's a good guy at heart.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

Just realized my new therapist kinda looks like Carey Mulligan and now I’m scare I’m on Jury Duty: Therapy

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

Oscar Isaac and Carey Mulligan never miss together.

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

CBS spinoff ass color grading

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Hal Jordan and John Stewart in ‘LANTERNS’

(Source: https://t.co/QI0Ibx1Ckn)

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

@SetoJonez Lmaoo by the time the cease and desist hits, the content has already done what it needs to do and it’s copied and redistributed so many times it can’t be stopped

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

Salt-n-Pepa let’s get that cease and desist on the song usage filed asap

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

ICE is NICE.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage

[Maybe: Keith @K31thM]

been praying for times like this since 2014

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘DJANGO/ZORRO’ crossover movie is in the works.

Quentin Tarantino will not direct the film but has given Sony his blessing to develop it.

(Source: Deadline)