katie

your mom thinks i’m cool | she/her🌈

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

the inherent gay need to have three different beverages at a time

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

overstimulated in the airport! woo!

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

straight to bi to uhaul lesbian

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

you don’t realize how messy you are until you wear white pants

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

scorpios >>>

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

my new hit single, “I got too high in the library of congress” comes out tomorrow! pre-save where you stream your music!

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

special talents include navigating any subway system ever

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

the man checking my bag at the airport: “any dangerous goods in here? except you”

[✰ @koi_takleef]

My last brain cell trying to make it through the week

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

chivalry is certainly not dead this morning. glad the men are finally feeling bad for their actions

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

the duality of man (the ability to put on pants)

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

saturday night spent cuddling with my soul dog

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

also dirty. don’t forget it

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

i love clean

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

@nicool_slabsky i’m teaching a master class!!

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

how do you tell someone “so sorry i just lost all my personality, i got overstimulated bc too many buttons were pressed on the elevator”

[katie @K8EE_sharp]

yeah.