Katelandia

barefoot dirt goddess, aspiring raccoon, excellent food maker, its all fun and games until I dont love you back. She/her

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

I can't wait until quarantine is over so I can kiss every single one of my friends on the mouth

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Anyway tweeting this cause im so content and ill need the reminder the next time I'm emotionally disregulated enough to be thinking about moving to Spain without telling anyone, that I am seen, and I am loved.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Sometimes my fiance will say things to me that annoy me to the point of madness but then I remember that almost every night he will go "hey, eyes on me" and then set my car keys down in a very obvious place and I will remember that being seen is not such a terrible thing.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

He knew that moving into a new place where nothing was the way it was before was bad for my brain but also I don't do myself any favors so I had not set a new key place for my brain to recognize yet. So he made a key place and then forced me to be present enough to remember it.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

@vileslug I would like to submit this absolutely glorious picture of tiny baby me sleeping in my swing with a pack of marb reds as a pillow. 21 yo parents in the 90s were something else 😂

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Like hes so scared of bugs I get to be the safety net when there's a stink bug in the house I really get what all the cis men are on about I will defend you from bugs with my life bby

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

My first tweet in 100 years cause I can't stop thinking about it is that I was scared bby my whole life but I am literally marrying a man who jumped today when I tried to show him the teeny tiny worm I found on my lilacs as I was harvesting them for syrup & honestly so affirming

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

@gracefurby I had a 10mg gummy last weekend and spent an embarrassing amount of hours yelling at my loved ones for tricking me and giving me a 150mg gummy. My friends. It was 10mg I am just a baby 😂

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Anyway here's my first and probably only tweet of 2024 hope yall are coping better than me see you next year.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

I'm gonna delete this before I go to bed so if you get to see it you're welcome

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

I miss when Twitter felt like a safe space to be insane. I need a new space to be unhinged or im gonna end up on a grippy sock vacation And I can't afford those anymore 😭😭😭

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

As a human in love for the first time in their life I find it extremely difficult to explain the person I love that I wanna die alone and surrounded by pets but also they can watch.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Me having a very normal and rational response to my cat being extra cute- "I'm gonna kill myself when you die"

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Like im so happy and so proud of him and how far he's come and i hope he keeps getting to live his dream forever but like can we get a concert where only people who had him on their Spotify pre-stick season can buy tickets? I need it so bad 😭😭😭

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Getting waitlisted for the well all be here forever tour and then finally trying to buy a ticket to literally any state or country I can drive to in a day costing 400 dollars is devastating.

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

My sweet small brain making me listen to the same song over and over again for 6 words they sing once

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

@poetastrologers Taurus here in love with a libra 😂😂😂 wouldnt trade it for the world.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

my controversial parenting opinion is that no parent should have to do this & anyone who feels entitled to the kind of appeasement is a baby themselves. smile encouragingly at stressed out parents on planes, pop your big headphones on and grow up.

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

Lol at work being hard and my family sucking all the time to have me absolutely fucking ugly sobbing on the couch and forcing babe to pretend like im not because I need to be touching but also alone at the same time 🙃

[Katelandia @K8lynNotStirred]

@NoahKahan Well it fuckin better its incredible