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[🇧🇪 @Z9Priv_]

Why they got a nigga in goal for Japan

[lynk @lynk0x]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me, every night:

[R. @reallest_]

Erectile overfunction.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be missing you they just don’t know how to say hey I was wrong, I’m sorry I fucked up

[YTK @yeahytk]

top male canon events

- grandma dying
- 19yr old summer
- voluntarily fumbling a 10/10
- finding your signature cocktail order
- participating in whooping a nigga ass who really deserved it
- getting jumped
- solo trip
- quitting/fired from ur bullshit 9-5
- cracking fl studio

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

We did it fellas, we survived that Christmas/V day stretch, every dollar going forward gets saved, tell her YouTube her nails

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Talk to attractive girls.

They rarely get approached.

[UG💸 @dfw_ugo]

Me letting her back into the wild where she belongs after trying to change her

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

i fucked up when i showed u how hard i fwu .

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This why hoes get wifed. So fun to be around.. just gotta move outta state and private ya IG

[Canelito 🐺🇲🇽 @_NateWulf]

I don’t go to the fucking gym to be healthy. I’m trynna look good naked as fuck and be strong as fuck. Fuck outta here.

[🦋 @callmeness__]

“Wyd for Valentines Day” …. Going to the gym

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

it's okay baby you can leave i'm not where i wanna be in life anyways

[• @yducknow]

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[BAM @SolidBam]

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Born to be a lover boy, forced to know the game.

[• @yducknow]

Sex ain't important rn .. I want a lot of money

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

finding out you need another rebuild after a 3 year rebuild