Kyle Elton

motivational mantra you will fail to live your life by.

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

"Run through a motherfucker face...then you don't have to worry bout them no more" - Marshawn Lynch

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

Aye we ain’t beating Denmark are we

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Today is the day.

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@bnjmhnf You would think they would have assumed some sort of self awareness by now

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

Can’t wait for Sterling to get the ball on the edge of the box, go one way, go the opposite way, and end up in the same spot he started in.

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@retzzof I got result back yesterday. Had a woman on the phone today asking me to recount every move I’ve made and every person I’ve seen in the past week. She was lovely about it but I’m there thinking I can’t stand up for more than 20 seconds let alone think haha

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@retzzof Same boat mate. You getting 1000 messages and emails as well I’m assuming?

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

I don’t trust Southgate.

He has a dark, dark secret. One that only Sterling knows. There is no other excuse.

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@JRFoggon20 10 pint challenge has a new contender

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@SeanBrennn Undoubtedly a dickhead but I’m starting to rate the shithousery

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@Claudiiabutler Very presumptuous of her that you’re not a serial killer

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

I’ve not seen one well poured pint yet.

[Elliot Hackney @ElliotHackney]

With every Jude Bellingham appearance I'm starting to realise why Birmingham nearly folded their club in his honour

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

The fact that this Man U side are second in the prem is an embarrassment to everyone else.

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

Facebook should have a filter that allows you hide photos of patios with the caption “another satisfied customer. Get it touch for details”

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@laurenpattison If he follows you on here you’ve dropped the ball big time 😂

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

I’m all for couples doing little lockdown date nights, but printing out a menu is cursed.

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

How any brand has the audacity to charge £50+ for a plain white t-shirt and call it “essential” is beyond me.

[Yosser @Yoss3r]

Footballers, please don’t be celebrate goals together...

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@JRFoggon20 And Newcastle has never seen coffee of the sort since

[Kyle Elton @KAElton1]

@JRFoggon20 you were part of the peak