Thank you to my 103 loyal followers, soon #THEORDER will reclaim its rightful spot as #UTKTOUZE and I will ride off into the sunset in my dukes of hazard car getting road head from a southern belle. #hazedmyself
I’ve been posted on yak. We are preparing to storm the beaches of Normandy (theta chi) and show them real hazing (lynching northerners). After this we ride for FIJI. #founder
Every time I’m at the airport I tell TSA I won’t go through the metal detector to make them pat me down. Nothing makes you feel like more of a man than watching a dude have to put on gloves and fondle ur balls to make sure you don’t have a bomb.
What are you even supposed to do at 5:34 AM when ur racked to the gills and all of your boys went to bed? Go yell at brown people at Taco Bell on the strip? Go to my fraternity house and wake up the kids who just moved in? #LANK#KappaAlphaOrder
@stonevol1861 Couple of the boys live there, love mooching the pool but, are you even really in college if your not in a disgusting fort house jr/sr year?