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this is all fake

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

They say u r what u eat..(That's funny)
I don't remember eating a goat!!

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[🇸🇴🇦🇺#MARNIFC @triptothecoast]

Tried playing eye tag with leng ting and she posted me on her story calling me a creep

[Luck (Mexigoat) @Bookflyhigh1]

Girl I met 1 week ago is trying to forbid me from going to go see my friends tomorrow

[christian 🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Told her i’m in her city and she said have fun

[zen @zenxax]

Slowed down at a yellow light instead of flooring it

[. @slattchy]

Heard special needs kid screaming in hallway and didn’t laugh

[SlimeKrew @SlimeKrewDaily]

checked my gmail off the wake up instead of twitter

[8N @aidenstwt]

rotating between twitter, tiktok, and ig

[halica💿🪽 @DISSOLVED__GIRL]

Watching the 5 hour long 10 person voice chat immediately completely disband when you pull into your driveway after speeding home from your shift

[♻️ @bigdog1080]

we been talking all day and she jus posted on ig #NoManInThemPhotos

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

First date and both our phones are on DND with low brightness

[Hi i'm Coconut @notcoconutlol]

Yassuo on Humzh

[Tron$o @Chains47]

sexual assault is chill bro i been racist

[Cleo🐝 @AlephEgbert]

Double mj gif is crazy

[kazi @x0kazi]

Edated for 1.5 years and couldn't put together 1000$ to see yo girl 😭😭😭😭😭

[Nikol @Nikolxc4]

its crazy how despite reading directly from the game he still sounds like he's making up shit

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

i’m losing my mind bro

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

PC turned on by itself after I reposted an anti-Israel TikTok

[SĒBU‼️ @SEBUTHEWORLD]

in the worst state ive ever been financially and mentally but im crying because who tf does he think he is