I just had a first-time toilet experience.
I walk into the restroomand head to the urinals. Following me is another broer, he is heading to the toilets. He greets me and I greet back. That is okay.
He chooses the door right behind me.
As he walks in he says "This bloody cold, bruh!" as he is closing his toilet door. I reply with a complaint of my own about the weather.
We are now talking. And it is too late to stop it. I finish peeing but the convo is still happening. It doesn't help that some of the things he is saying are quite interesting to me. I am now by his door so we could hear each other better. At that point we are talking about work and he is dropping some gems... amongst other things.
This is the first time in my life I have had a full on conversation with a stranger while they are doing the Number 2.
Hopefully my last. Only hit me when I left that what just happened should never happen again.
And why did he have so much to say while pooping???
Mbappe is a better World Cup goalscorer than Messi cause he scored 18 goals in lesser games but Messi is not a better goalscorer than Ronaldo with same logic