Nikita Karande

Exercise and Nutrition geek sort of. I write lyrics as tweets often. 🐥

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@Shivangirai28 Pilot V7 RT

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@ganeshsonawane Considering this attitude, Frido downfall will be a delight to watch.
@avijeet_writes please don’t bother yourself with these trolls.

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@SiddharthKG7 Rentier state theory but that too is outdated now. Guess we will never know.

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@Lovandfear If @varnityadav was a professional writer every book would begin with this.

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@SiddharthKG7 Time is a relative concept especially in Mumbai😂 you’ll get used to it 🥂

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@SiddharthKG7 You need to know where to eat, if eating out in Mumbai😌

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@_aleehaa Faayda toh kuch hua nahi centre of gravity Bol kar 🙃 oh except Pakistani women going gaga over it.

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@shahidovcom Kaam bola kar.

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@cri_babe If I have to choose what’s better euthanasia or Pakistani brainless women? I would choose Euthanasia.

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@MDUmairKh Someone whose face looks like he has not brushed since a month should not be complaining about smell.

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@MDUmairKh Ranveer allahabadia’s family can buy your entire town. While you do komedi like a 5 year old.

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@mxcaltrz Yes all foreign terrorists forces. What a shame that such huge multilateral military exercises never make it to the news.

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@ShujaaAzmi Debris mang le pehle

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@pinklininginsky Debris mang le pehle

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@factsforupsc Only to be dragged to Supreme Court and court siding with them on most matter.

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@SiddharthKG7 @rishibagree Highest population and they still need backups.

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@kadaipaneeeer What to do about Pakistani drone sighting over the Himalayas of Pune tho?

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@BhavikaKapoor5 @chandu28in Mumbai Police, the defence forces and not “We” killed terrorists. Kasab was arrested alive by late Shri Tukaram Omble ji who was martyred. Don’t make it look like political leaders are on ground have some respect for nation’s sake towards the martyrs.

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@shutupnaina Reported the a/c the most I could do. Don’t worry it’ll pass and it’s not your fault that absolutely sick people exist in the world.