If someoneโs tailgating you on the freeway, chances are youโre going fast enough that if you wash your windows, the tailgating prick behind you gets to wash their windows too. ๐๐๐ป
When I was younger I made a contract for my friends to sign that listed out rules for being my friend. My grandma told me I shouldnโt give people rules to be friends with me.
25+ years later and why the fuck not? Those werenโt rules they were boundaries I wish wouldโve held. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Dear 2nd grader class who wouldโve graduated in 2013 who potentially went to Kirk Adamโs ES and attended the spelling beeโฆ
I know how the fuck to spell โcourseโ now you can all leave me alone and get out of my head, thanks
Sincerely, 2nd place
Watch, Iโll do what yโall are so desperate for me to do and once I do youโre going to feel so fucking stupid because Iโve been right this whole fucking time.
Boy who cried wolf my fucking ass. That was so fucking rude and uncalled for
Shout out to all the girlies like me who were told they were quick learners growing up and now get anxiety when they donโt understand something the first time ๐